GOD, ALLAH, YAHWEH - WHOEVER: JUST A FEW IDEAS

 

Attributed to Giovanni Battista Cima da Conegliano

            Dear Deity: Your Suggestions Box in the over 80s Waiting Room isn't full. Please add:

Upgrades required.  Give women a better deal.

Delete periods, painful and primitive.

Bovines have obvious fertility cycles – why not humans?

Delivery can be agonising – big head, narrow exit.

Tiny kangaroo babies grow in an external pouch.  That’s smart.

Bulls and rams have internal penises.  That’s neat.

Sheep and goats excrete dry pellets of their waste. That’s efficient.

BTW – also dilute men’s egos and aggression. That’s essential.

I’ll raise other improvements should we meet.

Just give me more time to consider.

Thanks

DG